ObeyBeau

be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:

Me all the time

(Source: jonwithabullet)

(Source: sharonosbourne)

topherchris:

I couldn’t not make this.

ladykokolat:

my favorite line in that entire movie. I use it on people all the time..

be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:

Ass so big, can’t look at it
Can’t look at it, can’t look at it
Made me bust fast like I’m trigger happy

(Source: neferkiki)

totesyourmate:

spenceralthouse:

sold.

im actually going to have a pizza at home opens now

be-a-shreddedkunt-or-die-mirin:

iconicmonsters:

vagisodium:

 

hello-this-is-satan:

This boy has down-syndrome. I saw this video of the dog approaching him and trying to play. Firstly, the boy was terrified. The dog was incredibly gentle and continued to nudge the boy and comfort him. Then after countless attempts, they become best friends.
I think this is beautiful   

why you gotta do that to me today

Omg

The feels

insanosylum:

i tried so hard not to reblog this but in the end i lost to the fabulous 

(Source: shirogami)

dumbscar:

dumbscar:

dumbscar:

me on my way to steal yo girl

this is the dumbest post ive ever made please dont make it my most popular

wHAT DID I JUST FUCKING SAY

shit tyrone

you are tearing this family apart

MILK DOESN’T FUCKING GROW ON TREES TYRONE

WHO SPINS THE BOWL WHILE PUTTING MILK IN IT? SEE TYRONE, THIS IS WHAT I CALL BANKRUPTCY.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TYRONE !? YOU THINK MILK IS FREE ?!

what the fuck tyrone you’re just doing this because the milk is white

TYRONE WHAT THE FUCK

Tyrone this is the shit I’m talking about! damn get your shit together.